#1 - YOUR SHITTY HOMEMADE HIP-HOP ALBUM!
Failed artists of New York, harken to my words! No, I do not like hip-hop! Do I look like I like hip-hop?? Does ANYBODY wearing Marc Jacob look like he likes hip-hop??? If so, I stand corrected, but it does not change the fact that I do not like hip-hop!
Furthermore, if anything is going to change the way I look at hip-hop, the album you made in your basement with your cousin Londell is not that thing! SO LEAVE ME ALONE BECAUSE ALL I WANT TO DO IS NOT BE BOTHERED AS I WALK OUT OF THE VIRGIN MEGASTORE WITH MY GILMORE GIRLS DVD!!!
Seriously, what is it with those guys? Why do they think everyone including elderly white women like hip-hop? Why do they even ask people if they like hip-hop if they aren't going to listen when they hear "no"? Why do they do things like that one time when they surrounded me on the street like FIVE of them and asked me why I don't like hip-hop and where I live and harrassed me when I was clearly in a hurry to get back to my job working with recordings by musicians who actually matter? OMG that was so embarassing, when they asked where I live I thought they asked where I as going so I was all "The Library!" and they were all "You live at the library?" and I felt like I was in the 7th grade again until I remembered at least I had somewhere to go at 2:00 on a Thursday afternoon.
For reals, though, is 5th Ave. and 48th really the best place to give out your album? Is that your demographic? Businessmen and sandwich artists? None of us moonlight as club promoters. And if we did WE STILL WOULDN'T WANT YOUR MUSIC!
Next time I hear "Hey, do you like hip-hop?" I'm responding with "No, do you like herpes?"
I think they would ask for "donation" to support their "music", and they say the same script every street corner, so I m sure it's some kind of organized business venture on the street, just dunno how they hired so many people to work like that~ :p
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