Thursday, June 18, 2009

Robotomy

Liver, liver, spleen, spleen,
All my parts that can't be seen.
Please acknowledge my dismay,
That you'll all melt down someday.

Appendix, brain, and beating heart,
I'd like a few replacement parts.
New intestines made of plastic,
Tasteful muscles, nothing drastic.

A dura-stomach, that'd be neat.
With all the crap I tend to eat.
But skip the kidneys if you please.
(A robot hybrid never pees.)

Computer brain hooked in accord,
With wires for a spinal cord.
A stainless steel cranium,
My power source: uranium.

Toss the heart, and don't replace it.
All these changes? Time to face it:
Plastic nose and metal bones,
Guarantee a life alone.

Though to the world I am a freak,
At least I know that I'm unique.
A walking, human-shaped tin can,
The world's only bionic man.

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2 Comments:

Blogger bertsnytours said...

I have officially found a replacement for my old fav poem, "cyst, cyst you usurperist"
Things like this are the reason that I date you

June 18, 2009 12:59 PM  
Anonymous hal9209 said...

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH...
you are the best!

June 18, 2009 2:28 PM  

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