Why Boys Are Hotter in Summer

• Less clothing and darker skin, obvs.
• Everyone's fatter in winter especially me
• T-shirt chest sweat
• Exposed calves with stupid tattoos on them
• Hanging out topless with their t-shirt shoved in their back pocket
• When sometimes there's a guy who has been working out probably less than a year and he's still fascinated with his developing muscles so he discreetly fondles his pectoral but pretends he's just scratching but you can tell he's not
• Arms
• Leaps for the frisbee and you can see their tummy for a sec
• Sunglasses on the head make straight boys look 5% gayer
• Everbody looks like they've just had sex, are about to have sex, or are currently having sex
• They touch each other more for some reason I think maybe
• And lastly THEY'RE EVERYWHERE OMG AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!