Activia Challenge: Day 1

Ok guys, I'm doing it. My life needs some serious changes. I feel like I'm stuck and need something to get things going in the right direction.

So I've decided to do something about it. I'm going to take the Activia Challenge! If you don't know what I'm talking about, watch this informational video:

I had to look up what digestive irregularity is, and I'm pretty sure I don't have it. I eat all the gross stuff they tell you to and even drink aloe vera juice (not gel) like in this video. (It turns into an ad around 3:20 so you can quit then.)

But it doesn't matter, I'm still challenging Activia to make my digestive system EVEN BETTER or my money back. Using science, I have determined that "normal" people who take the Activia Challenge will benefit from a regular digestive system, but people who already have good systems will manifest some sort of digestive superpower. I expect soon I will excrete butterscotch cookies.

So:

Activia Challenge Log: Day 1

Activia is delicious! I had vanilla today. I was disappointed when my intestines did not instantly start making noises as the War on Bacterial Terrorism began, but grand gestures are usually not that good in battle anyway. I would prefer to avoid a gastronomic Hiroshima.

Oh my God.