Activia Challenge Log: Days 2-3

Day 2

Strawberry. No noticeable change in "regularity." Discovered that cat goes crazy for Activia almost as much as for milk and ice cream. Marketing opportunity?

Day 3

Vanilla again. Like Hercules, vanilla is my "favorite flava". Feeling occasional "gurgliness". My organs are shifting, making ready for the ascension... Found some cropped grey hairs in the mirror and have been oddly attracted to old pictures of Christopher Guest. Things seem to be going as planned.