Thanksgiving in September

• I am thankful for window-washing latte boys.
• I am thankful for Activia, obviously.
• Last night I let my friends talk me into going out on a Tuesday and didn't get home until 2 and then like an idiot instead of going to bed I watched an episode of Dexter for an hour and ate ALL THE FOOD so I am thankful I have the metabolism of a hummingbird.
• I'm also thankful for not being the slightest bit tired today, which is pretty weird.
• I am thankful 'weird' is an anagram of 'wired' because it gives the last sentence a little something extra.
• I'm thankful in advance for not crashing until after I accomplish what I need to this evening.
• And I'd be thankful if the Powers That Be would take that as a demand, not a prayer.

What are you thankful for today? Oh and I'm thankful for my friend The Architect adopting my cat because ever since she got fleas, her leprosy has been acting up and there are parts. And she ate all my Activia and can basically fly across the room through the force of her excretions? Just kidding, she's fine.