The New Class

If you know me, you know I love conceiving of big, fun projects and then failing to follow through on them. Well I've started working on the latest! I'm thinking of writing a shitty little comic strip to scan and put on the internet... y'know, for my friends! So I started doodling up some shitty little concept drawings for potential shitty little characters, and I want to show them to you, the readers of my shitty little blog. It only seems appropriate.

Before we begin, the medium is "ink on Post-It", and my iPhone made my desk look all pink. I don't know why it insists on that. My entire office is pale gray straight from your favorite oddball comedy about a boring workplace full of CRAZY characters such as The Office, which I have still never seen and have no interest in especially now that Will Farrell's in it. Anyone notice how deformed he's looking these days?

Meredith. Eternal awkward stage. Learning to use make-up.

Ooya. Tenure track --> Stalked a gender studies student --> Community college.

BatCat. Poops like a bat, pees like a cat. Adorable sneezes.

Bieberstein. Died and became a reanimated corpse. Nobody noticed.

And that's all she wrote! So far. I'm not good at drawing bodies or faces, so it's possible BatCat will be the only survivor. My artistic skills are very limiting. I wanted to have a character that was a woman who was taller than all the other characters like in Peanuts so you only saw her middle and legs, but the character would actually be an alien baby that bursts from her stomach and quotes Shakespeare or something, but it was too hard to draw so you get fucking BatCat instead.