Last Night's Agenda: Start watching Alien at 11:00 at night for no reason and have funny dreams all night.
Tonight's Agenda: Learn to pronounce "Thibault" so I can scream the name of the assmagnet who ousted me as Foursquare mayor of the wine store.
Tomorrow's Agenda: By something awesome to wear at a wedding next week. I'm thinking something in a light grey suit/white shoes kinda deal. The goal is to look half glam, half hipster so everyone in Chicago thinks I'm successful and hip. Then it's back to ill-fitting t-shirts for the rest of my life. Oh, and the Green Lantern shoes I'm totally about to order.
Sunday's Agenda: NYC Pride Celebration. I am proud to be going to brunch. I am proud to be intending to drink all day. I will also be proud to poop out after two hours and go home, where I will be even prouder to play video games until I pass out at 6 and wake up at 11. At 11, I will be proud to go to the Toolbox and NOT repeat the horrible Pool Table Incident of 2010. Following that: Proud Tea, Proud Sleeping, and Proud Alien Dreams.
Future and Unscheduled Events:
- Writing a blog all about my trip to New Hampshire. ("Part the First -- Orange Julius, You Rule-ius: An Instillation Celebration")
- Meet-Up/Date/Non-Date with a dude whose name I call Dr. Science.
- Photo journal of completed shelves (feat. BOOKS!, Mallow the Squishy Penguin Who Smells, and my wooden pixel cat Lord Ephesius "Pixie" Aginwood-Mewsworth)
- Getting Gay Married!?!?!?