Sexy Jeopardy Dudes #2

Last night I watched one of my backlogged episodes of Jeopardy, right, and there are TWO reasons why it was the best backlogged episode of Jeopardy ever. #1 is Dude #2:

That's Matt or Mike or something. I dunno. He was on the show back at the beginning of March. He won two episodes. At the beginning of this, his third, Alex Trebek made a comment about how little money he won despite having two victories.

For those of you who are not fans of the show: Alex Trebek is a huge dick. Lamenting his utter lack of charisma and a sense of humor, Trebek resorts to shooting passive-aggressive barbs while on screen and plain old aggressive ones behind the scenes. Don't ever be on Jeopardy if you have cried any time in the past 15 years.

Anyway Mike or Matt is hot, and I don't feel like I have to justify myself. He has a sort of weird, gross way of moving his lips when he talks, and he mumbles. So... I guess I like those things in a man.

And the second reason this Jeopardy is one of the best ever:

"Harley" and "Quinn". Could there be an Animated Series fan in the crew of Jeopardy? (P.S. Quinn ended up winning.)

Sexy Jeopardy Dudes #1

I almost forgot! New feature that I will forget about after a week. Straight from my entirely lame personal life, I bring you Sexy Jeopardy Dudes!

This week we admire Jesse, who was on the show back in October. (I am VERY behind in my Jeopardy watching. Last week, my DVR was 100% filled with old episodes and stopped recording anything else.) Anyway here is Jesse:

To my infinite pleasure, he won like 4 or 5 games, so I got to watch him for a very long time. If you think he's sexy to look at here, you should've heard him talk. He was all smooth and confident and profundo, and that look on his face pretty much encompasses his entire personality. Watching him play Jeopardy and do incredible feats of mental math in seconds is remarkably similar to having sex, so.... guess you missed it.

I can't comment on how often this feature will run because -- I don't know if you know this -- Jeopardy is a 100% unreliable source of attractive people.