[Statement of general satisfaction regarding election results.]
[Statement of more acute satisfaction at watching Rick Santorum's son crying for some reason on national television. Liberal use of the word "pussy."] [Suggestion of where Santorum should go, what should be done to him there, and what he should eat.]
[Liberal celebration of Katherine Harris's slaughter.] [Expression of surprise that breasts did not get their own votes.] [Plastic surgery joke.] [Ironic misogynist statement about ugly women.]
[Link to alternate celebratory blog post by like-minded, attractive homosexual man.]
[Rah-rahs for Montana.] [Disappointment at voter turnout among macacas in Virginia leading to delay of results and possible election of total disaster.]
[Cynical discussion about nothing getting better as a result of the elections because democrats can be so useless, but at least there are enough people to pitch a fit that things probably won't get worse.]
[Pithy conclusion.]
Good work, America.
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