I'm so glad I got two hits to my blog yesterday from people searching for "xtube super fat belly boy" because that pretty much sums me up completely these days. I've decided to up my work-out commitment because gay marriage is no good to me if I look like a cow in all my pictures. Ok new topic.
So a couple things. First of all, I'm watching Krull, some 80's fantasy/sci fi movie starring Ken Marshall and I have no idea what's going on in it because I'm not paying any attention WOW but I just looked at the screen and Liam Neeson is in it for some reason.
Anyway I mostly like it because the female lead had bad teeth and Ken Marshall looks kind of like a rugged Errol Flynn.
Oh look an alien.
Also I realized I don't think I've shared any pictures of The Architect which is mostly because he told me he's not photogenic and then proved it. .... wait maybe I have shared a picture OMG I DID I just remembered the fire-breathing one. Anyway here's another:
Alright I'm falling asleep. I don't think I'm going to make it through the end of this movie. Oh speaking of giving up in the middle of 80's movies, The Architect and I watched half of The Blue Lagoon last night and after all of Brooke Shields' lines, I'd hear in my head Fake Brenda Dickson saying "That was acting. Thank you."
Awwww
ReplyDeleteHe looks sweet. And young!
You're going to jail!
Aw, hey! He looks young in a legal way! Which is good. His eyes are absolutely stunning.
ReplyDeleteYour vageen is huge.
ReplyDeleteAnd thats a flattering photo of the Architect. I like that you cropped out his ears. Something we should know about? Dumbo?
xo,
WDL
Right after Too Hotty snapped this picture, I proceeded to set the room on fire with a particular incendiary eructation.
ReplyDeleteand no, no Dumbo ears to be cropped, but he was very generous in concealing my receding hair line.
and to king of the eyesores, you're awesome. If you ever need someone to protect your honor or slay a pesky dragon, just let me know.
ReplyDeleteJust to help you get some more fat people hits, I found this cute video of you from when you were a kid.
ReplyDeletexo,
WDL