I can't believe what a freak I am, but I just made my first Craigslist posting.
Missed opportunity yes, but also an opportunity to vent a little. In case the link is outdated, I'll just lay it out. The headline reads "G Lounge, you're the nicely-shaped lyric tenor" and the rest of it is:
Right. And I'm the tall cute librarian you shouldn't have walked away from. Charming convo, soft lips, please tell me you just got lost. You can't even begin to imagine the freak who tried to replace you. If you're interested, so am I. If you ditched me, I'll kick your ass.
Appealing or not, that's what it says. I think it suits me.
And so, I join the ranks. Just felt like a good first time.
Oh no you didn't!
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update me if you got a response!