We Have a Situation

Ok, apparently "Karaoke Champ" is a sort of karaoke company, and the actual venue of this league is called Karaoke Cave, a Karaoke Champ establishment. Karaoke Champ has a great song list, though, so we are pleased.

Our team has settled on a name, and it is the best name in the league, obviously. We are "Snooki and the Situations". I assume whoever is currently soloing gets to be Snooki.

This is free-for-all week, and the team has to perform 2 male solos, 2 female solos, and 2 group numbers. I am doing Kenny Chesney's She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy as my contribution. I will also be playing the part of Lil Kim in Lady Marmalade, hopefully, provided the girls intend to do the sexy girl parts. :-/ Two of our extremely talented ladies are singing Goodbye Earl and Natural Woman. I have to make an appearance at a choreography rehearsal for S's Bad Romance, and we'll finish up with "What's Up" by 4 Non-Blondes. A thrilling evening of thrills, and you're all invited... I think. I'm not actually sure how the spectator element works.

In any case, cheer me on in spirit, not like I'll need it. I KNOW my tractor's sexy.

Karaoke Dokie

So uhhh... alright! I've got some news and that news is that I just joined the NYC Karaoke League because apparently I have some sort of humiliation fetish. I don't have all the information, but I think it'll be on Wednesdays at Karaoke Champ, and you all have to come. Yes, even you in Idaho. That's right, I'm talking to you, DEVIN!

Ok I made up that name, but I totally just fucked with all the Idahoan Devins.

Actually, the concept of an Idahoan named Devin is probably an impossibility. Anyway, I'm going to do this thing. I'm on a team with 5 other people and basically it's costumes and theme nights and stage presence I don't have. I'm terrified.

Oh and we need a team name if you have any ideas, thx. Make sure they're not stupid before you suggest them.