OMG I LOVE YOUR HAIR TODAY APRIL FOOLS I ACTUALLY HATE IT!
April Fool's Day is probably the stupidest thing ever invented. Nonetheless, Sister Hotty is convinced that when she goes to buy the Alvin and the Chipmunks DVD, they're gonna say "April Fools, it's not really being released today!" Personally, I think that's just fine and I kinda hope it really happens so maybe she'll get something that doesn't suck so hard, but chances are slim. Incidentally, she says thanks for the birthday greetings to the ONE of you that got them in on time.
Here's another April Fool's joke. I am pretty.
APRIL FOOLS I AM ACTUALLY UGLY AND FULL OF HOLES!