Ok new goal. I'm not going to trim my hair again until October! Because I'm trying to grow it out but the last couple times I've gone in for a trim, my beautiful Agnes has taken a bit more off than I'd like. Anyway, right, so I'm getting it recolored after my eye surgery in August but nothing else until October or even later if I have the conviction. I'm a convict.
This morning I went to a sort of publishers' new release expo thing here at work, and I got a free bagel and a muffin and coffee and about 20 books and Lisa Loeb sang stuff from her new children's album, which is going to be awesome. That was just the children/YA portion. This afternoon is the adult part, where I will get free lunch and hopefully even more free books.
I totally didn't belong there this morning and we left during all the presentations, but I changed my hairstyle like 5 minutes ago, so maybe they won't recognize me.
BORING STORY FROM MY PAST ALERT so I made that heart out of felt a few years ago for a boyfriend on Valentine's Day, but as I was making it, he pissed me off really bad so instead of making a Happy Heart from the Land of Sundrops and Rainbows, I gave him that eyepatch and made him bitter like I was and then I kept him for myself and didn't get my boyfriend anything for Valentine's Day. Anyway I love him and now you all know how artistic I am. You also know that if you piss me off before a holiday, I won't buy you anything. His name is Pierre.
Here I am reading my million page book I'll never finish.
That's my totally undefined arm.
Tonight I'm having mexican to stay tuned to hear all about my upset bowels later.