Daily Curios: It's Raining Out Edition

I hate everything about the fact that it's raining right now because I just agreed to go out later and now I'm stuck going out in the RAIN so everyone can S my D because I'm mad.

And now I'm over it. Anyway, look at this stuff. It has nothing to do with rain, but one of them got me wet.

Blah blah blah this paragraph is just filler so I can get the YouTube video far enough down that it doesn't clash with the photo because my blog is shitty and I don't know anything about formatting.

Boasas on disgusting babies.

I don't know how to embed this, so go to Ze Frank and watch the cast of Spongebob do classic movies.

Since old crushes never die and I am still 16 inside, I'm still in love with David Boreanaz who gets all nakedish in some shitty movie nobody saw.

I know you all saw the Oscars already, but I found this Best Actress adorable:

Daily Curios: Absentee Father Edition

Ok ok, so the whole motivational fibrous post-regularly thing didn't pan out. But Q: Who's crying over my absence? A: Nobody.

To update, I saw like 3 concerts and met someone neat and mostly sat in my apartment eating candy and cookies and giant cheeseburgers, which coincidentally, is what I plan on doing this evening.

I am Codename: Loser. Look at this stuff:

Stuff White People Like

White Ninja made me snort at work.

Twice.

Business Time

20 Products Guaranteed to Anger God

Colin: Would you eat a chocolate cruficix?
Me: Yes.
Colin: Me too.

And lastly: Stuffed Animals Inside-Out (Link ganked from Ze Frank)

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David Garrett

It's raining out, so no proper blog entry today. This is all you get.

Rain stifles creativity. Everyone knows that. It also makes everything gray and wet and drowns things. This is my mood. The only thing that'll perk me up right now is cookies. I want cookies.

Perhaps some potato chips.

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For the nerds: This guy does awesome video game video reviews. Today's is on Sim City Societies but they're all awesome.

Violinist trips and destroys priceless Strad. Story sad because he's so hot otherwise nobody would care.

The sexy librarian image in a futile attempt to be debunked.

Source

Here's another picture of David Garrett before you go:

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Overcompensating on Scientology Protests.

Chris has got me beat. (He calls me Uma.)

Greg Johnson hates Perez Hilton and that other asshole.

Valentine's Day Cards from: The GOP :: Diesel Sweeties

Ooh and this flashlight makes scambled eggs!

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America eats some real disgusting stuff.

Tuscaloosa Cookie Man is Kinda Cute

Remember the Vegetable Orchestra? This one's out of car parts.

Epic Fail Guy -- Can someone explain this to me?

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Deb on the Web showcases her son's Innocent Cow Car (below).

Cow Car w/ Cute British Owner

First, guy gets his shit stolen. (Link ganked from Kev.) Then, guy takes shit from strangers in typical YouTube fashion. Last, guy sets shit-taken to music

Something I did: In response to this, I helped my friend (Kev again) travel the world and take pictures of him by monuments with his mouth agape: Agape Slideshow

Maryland's Governor O'Malley supports Hillary Clinton, so fuck you!!!!! (Photo courtesy The Baltimore Sun.)

Shakespeare invented the eyeball. Or at least, the "eyeball."