So, of course the IT department decides they need to upgrade our fully-functional e-mail system. And of course it gets remotely updated on everyone's machine except mine so I am locked out of my e-mail for two days.
And of course when they finally do update my machine, it slows to a crawl and the first thing I see in the morning is this:
Yes, computer. Thank you for being eerily clairvoyant. But tell me, O Wise Computer -- where do the problems begin?
/the old version of Lotus Notes was a fossil
//this version of Lotus Notes is a fossil from a slightly more recent geological period... let's just Google already