Lesson #1
Never take a sleep aid for the first time and then forget to set your alarm clock.
Lesson #2
Everything (EVERYTHING) is better when you put an annoying and repetitive song in all of your coworkers' heads. I had a great day yesterday despite the gloomy weather and my stomach ache I didn't tell you about, so I was singing Macho Man all over the place and you know how everyone only knows two lines of that stupid song.
Lesson #3
No matter how old I get, I never stop being a TOTAL LOSER! Look at the art I made:
This one I call "Hork!"
This one's name I call "Snitch".
"Victory!"
Also get ready for my BIRTHDAY PARTY in a month. Everyone's invited but only certain people get to know where it is.