Showing posts with label odd stuff. Show all posts
Showing posts with label odd stuff. Show all posts

Checkin' the Chicken

I use seamlessweb.com every time I order in food for delivery. It's way easier to place an order without being put on hold and deciphering broken English just to have them misunderstand me and bring me something I'm allergic to or that has mushrooms in it.

The site's great, and usually fairly accurate to a restaurant's print or in-house menus. The following, however, threw me:

chicken

We're all catching the fact that a whole chicken costs LESS than a half a chicken, right? I mean... right?

What's especially frustrating about this is that I don't want a whole chicken. I could never eat the entire thing, and besides, I like my chicken like I hate my men: dark, fatty, and wet. It's skinny, dry, pale boys for me, and therefore, I wouldn't eat the white meat part.

Plus, I'm afraid it might be a typo, so I got my usual from this place instead of risking the whole chicken and being charged twice as much.