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I'm trying to decide on a slogan. Which do you like better?

• Eyebrows: Betraying your true feelings since 1982.
• Eyebrows: The dead caterpillars of your face!
• Eyebrows: Sweat catchers to the stars!

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Is everybody in New York City a complete emotional fuckjob?

Circle one: yes or no

Are You Of Quality?

Read this headline or even the whole article and then answer the following question COMPLETELY honestly. Once again, participation is mandatory.

Did you laugh?
	Yes
	No
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Even if you giggled just a LITTLE bit... feel bad, know you're wrong, flog yourself, but don't lie to me. I'll know.