I definitely just started talking about my gross emotional problems on an Internet forum and now feel like I total boob.
They were talking about friends with benefits, and I somehow made this into being with people for validation and how I..... aww man, see? I'm doing it again!
The Internet is not my shrink. The Internet is not my shrink. The strangers on Yelp.com do not care about my problems.
Also, the strangers on Yelp.com are never going to date me if they think I'm a freak. :-) Yeah, I might have a secret internet crush on someone. What are you gonna do?
In other news:
The McDonald's Monopoly Game is back and I know because I found these two free properties on a table! I'm going to win! Ganas!
Whoa, I was obsessed with those things the last time they did that.
ReplyDeleteOoooh la la! Internet crush!
And now for another link for you that I thought you would enjoy (and already knew): http://www.newsweek.com/id/50787
I KNEW IT! OH MY GOD! That's FANTASTIC!!!
ReplyDeleteWow.
I'm still concerned as to if it's legitimate or not. I mean, the articles are from various sources, but ... they spelled 'astonished' wrong ;) And so far, I don't see anything in the Times, or any other newspaper. We'll see if he's still gay by the end of the weekend. If so, hoorah!
ReplyDeleteThe strangers on Yelp.com do not care about my problems.
ReplyDeleteYour RL friends do, though. And as for being with people for validation... let's just say that if they're not rabidly enthusiastic about providing the validation you merit, you're better off without them, because they are worthless scum who are trying to force themselves to be interested in you to prove to themselves that they're not really secretly sexually attracted to livestock, which they are. And if they give you any grief beyond that, I am going to feed my Doberman their balls. Although even he might refuse them.
Just so you know.
Awwww. :-) You really know how to make me feel good. Apparently more people are attracted to livestock than I could ever imagine. I'm surprised more of them don't move out of the city.
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