TBJIF!

I woke up this morning with a total brains-craving (i.e. zombie-like) and layed in bed for two hours and so ended up SUPER late to work and in a bad mood, but it was cured and you get to find out how!

Steps for an Instant Good Day

1. A creepy but not wholly unattractive upper-middle-aged man ogles you on the subway and whispers "Hoooooot" as you pass by in your new sunglasses. That's "hot", not "hoot". If he whispered "hoot", it would have been approx. 10% more uplifting. (n.b. I did notice that this man had a zit, though, so he may have just been feeling Pizzaface Kindred Spiritness. I told you about my zit, right?)
2. When you get to work, the new guy brings in Chinese pork buns, which are exactly the kind of fatty, salted thing you'd been craving for days.
3. Lastly, you play a fun word game in your head all by yourself until you decide to ask your Facebook friends for help even though barely anyone does. I played "Ends with -cello with a CH Sound." The results: violoncello, lemoncello, Monticello, and Annette Funicello.

And I've been in a fabulous mood ever since!

Another thing that helped is finding out a bluemoon chat buddy of mine has embarked on a delightful little romance, the story of which is one of those that restores ones faith in love.

Oh but also I'm SUPER PISSED because Tropical Storm Hannah Montana is going to cause it to rain all day tomorrow on my birthday plans, so NOBODY'S ALLOWED TO STAY HOME or I should be very cross with you.

Ok I'm going to lunch.