I've been burping up sushi breath for the past 4 hours hurry hurry kiss me you fools!
Ugh, I'm a lard mound right now.
On the plus side I spent the weekend in Boston with Claire and now I'm back and not going anywhere for a while. Furthermore, my I Don't Have AIDS Party 2008 is this Saturday at the same time as my friend's birthday and the guest list is the same so come celebrate with me!
I don't have time for this right now.
Cisco from Frisco writes:
Fucking hilarious. I am sitting here really LOL'ng and my co-workers looking at me like I'm crazy. It's probably because I'm fatter AND prettier than them. Total jealousy.
But you rock it out. Great blog.
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Cisco
Thanks, Cisco! I bet you're not fatter OR prettier than me.