I took this screengrab a few minutes ago. This search at first yielded nothing. One second after I published that blog entry and posted the link on Facebook, it turned up as the first result as shared by my Twitter, which showed up because my GMail contact follows my Twitter feed. It is SO creepy.
How did Twitter even know about my blog update? I never told Twitter. Twitter has spies.
Nobody is safe.
Today on Creepy Subway People this guy was standing next to me with a little digital camera, right, and he made like he was looking through his old photos, but then I caught him taking a picture of the girl reading next to us. He zoomed in and started scrolling around and at first I thought he just wanted to see what book she was reading, but then he scrolled up just a little more and I remembered oh right, men like boobs.
It was totally gross. I eventually moved across the subway car at the next stop to be by my door, and another pretty girl, kinda nymph-like, came on. He took a picture of her too and then glanced at me and realized I'd been watching him so he looked all awkward for a minute and then turned around and started pretending to take pictures out the car window, but I knew better. I didn't mean to ruin his fun, I mean do what you want as long as that thing's not attached to your shoe I don't care.