Shake 'n Bakey!!!

There's nothing like waking up early, playing video games, depositing a fistful of cash into the bank, giving to charity, and getting a free donut all with perfect hair to set a Friday off right.

Here's the story. I woke up early. (That part's easy.) Then I played through the Tribal Stage of Spore, a game that actually kind of sucks because the novelty of building a creature kinda wears off after 10 minutes and then you're like "This game is about as hard as Sesame Street ABC would be for an autistic Voltaire scholar." I wiped out 5 rival tribes in 30 minutes, after which my blue dinosaurs with flowers growing out their heads (scientific name: Trannysaurus Rex) built a city hall shaped like a spurting penis and I switched my computer over to xtube.

After my shower, I went to the bank to deposit TWO paychecks because I had forgotten to do the last one, so I feel super rich now. SO rich, in fact, that when the nice girl in the lobby standing next to a table of brownies and doughnuts and stuff asked me if I'd give a dollar or two to help leukemia research, I gave her 20. She was so happy, so I was so happy, and I got to take a doughnut. I guess technically the doughnut wasn't free. A REAL cynic would claim I paid $20 for the doughnut, but that's dumb. It was free to me.

Oh and my hair looks awesome today. It did when I left the house, at least. I haven't seen myself since then.

Kevin: i have a song by Beck that was remixed by a chiptunes artist
and its probably one of my favorite songs on my ipod
its all gameboy music and beck's voice

me: Cool. I don't really follow Beck.
I ain't no Follow Beck Girl!
AAAAAHAHAHAHA!

My Morning: Digest Version

• As anyone who follows my Twitter account well knows, today I am having delicious white cheddar cheese and some moist banana bread for breakfast.
• I can already tell this is going to be one of those Fridays where I don't get anything done. Here's an embedded list to examine why:
  • I took forever to go to the store and cafe to get all my delicious food that I now have to write about.
  • The pile of work sitting next to me is so boring and dry, and just looking at it makes me barf up cotton balls.
  • When an idea pops into my head like "I should stay home sick tomorrow" or "I don't want to do anything today" I ALWAYS carry it out, even if it's just a passing notion. And this time it's in writing.
• In Harry Potter news, someone else has finally noticed that J. K. Rowling has a lovely set of... Weasley twins. This is perhaps the last thing you cared to read about, but you need to appreciate it a LITTLE because I had to disable the library's sex filter to find the link so now the entire IT department probably thinks I spend all day looking at celebrity boobs.
• Reinforce your pelvic bones, boys, soon my ass will be made of rocks! I had another great workout yesterday except for the time when I had trouble descending the stairs to the locker room because I had done so many squats.

Ok, that's all. I'm gonna go daydream about video games.