Kittens are starving in China

My cat normally eats Friskies. Y'know... "What's got into that cat???"

But she ran out of food the other day, so yesterday, I bought Purina Cat Chow. Apparently Purina's tagline is "What's come out of that cat?" because this morning she barfed it up all over the kitchen.

So I came home with a box of her normal food and gave her that again, but now she won't eat it.

The moral of the story is don't get a cat. And if you do get a cat, don't feed it.

2 comments:

  1. ew you bitch. feed your fucking cat something normal. how is kitty fantastico?

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  2. She's fabulous. And Purina is normal. Nice empty blog.

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